life's laughter
the most funniest thing happened to me at the gym today (aft hearin this story, u'd probably think my life's a drag, and today was the ULTIMATE, drag day. ha)
i was at the gym frm 4 to 5.40. durin that period, this guy was also there, though i think for a little longer, i duno, and hu cares?
anyhow, at some point in time durin that time frame, it occured to me that most fo the workout machines we (the guy and i) were doin were well, almost the same!
nvm to that, cause there's a limited number anyway.
then i realised that everytime i finished with the abdominal bench, he'd take over, right away.
tsk, and everytime! even when i cut short my other circuits to use it again (because the gym was gettin crowded no other machines to use u see), he'd use it RIGHT AFTER.
now isn't that ODD i thought. /:
at some point i din noe whether to laugh or get irritated casue then i'll just look like an idiot cause i went tot he gym alone and i haf NO ONE to laugh with.
so at 5.35 i went to the toilet to change to my sandals and get ready to sign out, then when i stepped OUT of the toilet, THERE WAS THE GUY AGAIN!
tsk.
(well, oddly he looked a lot like You Han- frm volley, i wouldnt' be surprised if the guy was his older bro!)
i went to sign out and by that time he already walked out.
but when i walked OUT of the gym, he was walkin towards the exit where i was walkin towards too!
i suppose he was checkin out the hall at the sports centre before, but yea walkin towards and same direction. so i slowed down to let him walk in front and FAR AWAY infront as possible.
(haha, like some disease)
then walk same direction the whole time, i was thinkin to myself, "scully live arnd same area i laugh. wouldn't THAT be awkward."
then he crossed the road first, and i continued until i felt comfortable enuff to cross the dangerous crossin of cars and death paved roadway, BUT eventually, he was still waiting inthe middle of a two way "express road" for cars on the next stretch of road travellin in opp directions (are u lost? haha) to completely drive pass, before he could cross over.
and by the time the cars did get out of our way, we were practically right beside each other again. *sigh.
of all the awkward moments.
then u noe pavements there will be the grassy area which comes rite after the road before it moves on towards the cement walkway?
yea i was walkin on the grassy patch, and her one the pavement, few meters apart, sideways, but still side by side. so i continued walkin on the grassy patch while he on the pavement and both tryin very hard to act as if the other person was not in their line of vision. HAHA
(can u imagine that ABSURD scenerio?!)
anyhow, i walked faster adn skippin a few wet patches and puddles of water ont he grassy patch and walked into the pavement, only, as u noe, i would haf easily come side by side with him. WHICH i did, so i fiegned ignorance and slowly quickened my pace. haha. of course not fast enuff. damn. cause i could still hear his damn footsteps! and its a cemented pavement and he was wearin track shoes. that's tellin a lot dunch u think??
khatib MRT station has a shop and save, 7 eleven, i turned into shop and save to buy tau hua from jolly bean (i hear, u guys goin "yes yes, as usual.." haha) and then sicne i was infront of him and all, i thought i be rid of him already. like finally! so i when i finally got my TAU HUA and strolled my way out of the station and to the small road crossing that leads to my block of flats, i saw...
shit.
he was there AGAIN, AGAIN IN MY VISION!
adn he too was carryin stuff he bought.
i thought "will this ever stop?". we crossed, in fact, almost simultaneously, and crossed again (its a two way road with a dividin block in the middle definin the opposin directions. ppl can stand onthe divider to wait for the nxt road to be devoid of cars. ) but he was farther down while i walked along the divider so when i crossed for the second time i'd be able to walk straight to the gap which would bring ppl frm the busstop into the block of flats. So when i crossed the road and walked ot the gap,
some how or other, he was FAST enuff to reach the gap the same time i did.
i was like "dang! another awkward moment where i haf to acknowledge that there is someone about to fit throught the gap too."
at that point, it has already occured to me that that guy OBVIOUSLY lived arnd the same dstrict. and guess wad? i told myself i'd laugh if that would happen, adn it didhappen rite.
and yea, u guessed right, i almost wanted to burst out laughin, but had to control so i kept a straight face with my lips quiverin ever so slightly from the huge amount of effort to control my laughter when i looked him in the eye (so that i wouldn't bump rite into him when we walk through the gap at the same time, side by side). he of course looked a little stunned and had his eyes opened pretty big, or maybe it was just naturally big, i duno haha, but i quickly looked away. and walked a little faster. i assumed he turned to the block just before mine cause he din appear in my vision ever again.
praise the lord. HAHA. (does the sign of the cross)
hilarious or is it just me? ha, oh well.
is it still tuesday???? *whines
still 4 days till calv returns *sigh.
i was at the gym frm 4 to 5.40. durin that period, this guy was also there, though i think for a little longer, i duno, and hu cares?
anyhow, at some point in time durin that time frame, it occured to me that most fo the workout machines we (the guy and i) were doin were well, almost the same!
nvm to that, cause there's a limited number anyway.
then i realised that everytime i finished with the abdominal bench, he'd take over, right away.
tsk, and everytime! even when i cut short my other circuits to use it again (because the gym was gettin crowded no other machines to use u see), he'd use it RIGHT AFTER.
now isn't that ODD i thought. /:
at some point i din noe whether to laugh or get irritated casue then i'll just look like an idiot cause i went tot he gym alone and i haf NO ONE to laugh with.
so at 5.35 i went to the toilet to change to my sandals and get ready to sign out, then when i stepped OUT of the toilet, THERE WAS THE GUY AGAIN!
tsk.
(well, oddly he looked a lot like You Han- frm volley, i wouldnt' be surprised if the guy was his older bro!)
i went to sign out and by that time he already walked out.
but when i walked OUT of the gym, he was walkin towards the exit where i was walkin towards too!
i suppose he was checkin out the hall at the sports centre before, but yea walkin towards and same direction. so i slowed down to let him walk in front and FAR AWAY infront as possible.
(haha, like some disease)
then walk same direction the whole time, i was thinkin to myself, "scully live arnd same area i laugh. wouldn't THAT be awkward."
then he crossed the road first, and i continued until i felt comfortable enuff to cross the dangerous crossin of cars and death paved roadway, BUT eventually, he was still waiting inthe middle of a two way "express road" for cars on the next stretch of road travellin in opp directions (are u lost? haha) to completely drive pass, before he could cross over.
and by the time the cars did get out of our way, we were practically right beside each other again. *sigh.
of all the awkward moments.
then u noe pavements there will be the grassy area which comes rite after the road before it moves on towards the cement walkway?
yea i was walkin on the grassy patch, and her one the pavement, few meters apart, sideways, but still side by side. so i continued walkin on the grassy patch while he on the pavement and both tryin very hard to act as if the other person was not in their line of vision. HAHA
(can u imagine that ABSURD scenerio?!)
anyhow, i walked faster adn skippin a few wet patches and puddles of water ont he grassy patch and walked into the pavement, only, as u noe, i would haf easily come side by side with him. WHICH i did, so i fiegned ignorance and slowly quickened my pace. haha. of course not fast enuff. damn. cause i could still hear his damn footsteps! and its a cemented pavement and he was wearin track shoes. that's tellin a lot dunch u think??
khatib MRT station has a shop and save, 7 eleven, i turned into shop and save to buy tau hua from jolly bean (i hear, u guys goin "yes yes, as usual.." haha) and then sicne i was infront of him and all, i thought i be rid of him already. like finally! so i when i finally got my TAU HUA and strolled my way out of the station and to the small road crossing that leads to my block of flats, i saw...
shit.
he was there AGAIN, AGAIN IN MY VISION!
adn he too was carryin stuff he bought.
i thought "will this ever stop?". we crossed, in fact, almost simultaneously, and crossed again (its a two way road with a dividin block in the middle definin the opposin directions. ppl can stand onthe divider to wait for the nxt road to be devoid of cars. ) but he was farther down while i walked along the divider so when i crossed for the second time i'd be able to walk straight to the gap which would bring ppl frm the busstop into the block of flats. So when i crossed the road and walked ot the gap,
some how or other, he was FAST enuff to reach the gap the same time i did.
i was like "dang! another awkward moment where i haf to acknowledge that there is someone about to fit throught the gap too."
at that point, it has already occured to me that that guy OBVIOUSLY lived arnd the same dstrict. and guess wad? i told myself i'd laugh if that would happen, adn it didhappen rite.
and yea, u guessed right, i almost wanted to burst out laughin, but had to control so i kept a straight face with my lips quiverin ever so slightly from the huge amount of effort to control my laughter when i looked him in the eye (so that i wouldn't bump rite into him when we walk through the gap at the same time, side by side). he of course looked a little stunned and had his eyes opened pretty big, or maybe it was just naturally big, i duno haha, but i quickly looked away. and walked a little faster. i assumed he turned to the block just before mine cause he din appear in my vision ever again.
praise the lord. HAHA. (does the sign of the cross)
hilarious or is it just me? ha, oh well.
is it still tuesday???? *whines
still 4 days till calv returns *sigh.
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