behold,
the new and recklessly "bored with life" version improved,
CHING LIN

kill me.
i'm gona paint me nails red,
so get lost and find another job to adopt other than read this dead-to-me blog,
OR i swear, i SHALL, so help me god,
hunt u down and pinch ur nipples (guys) till u scream out in ecstatic pain,
(or in the case of girls) and shove a length of stick up a tunnel where the sun don't shine.